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(originally posted by ValaVala)

• Don’t apply Saturday night while bringing in and eating food from another place.
• Spit out your gum.
• Never apply at a restaurant during lunch or dinner. Seriously.
• If you BFF worked for me and stole from me, don’t list them as a reference.
• Don’t order a beer while waiting for an interview.
• Don’t smell like beer while waiting for a job interview.
• If offered a drink while you interview, don’t ask for a beer.
• Don’t show up for an interview drunk.
• Wear a bra. We are a pub.
• Don’t call from the jailhouse to check on your application. We have caller ID.
• And please, don’t ask “how much money are you pulling in every night?”

Last, but not least: Writing your phone number on the application is crucial. More crucial than your education, your social security number or your address. We will not be mailing you an invitation for a job interview.