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(originally posted by ValaVala)

Don’t apply Saturday night while bringing in and eating food from another place.
Spit out your gum.
Never apply at a restaurant during lunch or dinner. Seriously.
If you BFF worked for me and stole from me, don’t list them as a reference.
Don’t order a beer while waiting for an interview.
Don’t smell like beer […]

Never say, “I heard you guys were a$$holes to work for so I thought I’d check it out for myself.”
Do not go drinking before your interview.
Come in with your own pen. If you are handed a crayon, do NOT fill out the application with it.
Do not say things like, “I want to work the […]